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12.01.2009

Alien converstion

Alien: Hello Earthling.  Thank you for conversing with me.

You: Sure no problem

Alien:  May I ask you a few questions?

You:  Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it?  What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: Yes i live in earth well what i can tell is that there is a lot of countries in the whole earth also if you go to new york city there is a lot of things to there.

You:  What is your planet like?

Alien: well there is a lot of aliens there also there is a lot of things to there.

Alien:  You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother.  I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother!  Why is that?

You: Well they don't look at each other because they don't know each other. So that why they don't look at each other.

You:  What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: My place when you walk by people they say hi and they shake hands.

Alien:  Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: So they win there independence day. 

Alien:  It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet.  Why do you not eat these every day?

You: Cause the marshmallows have a lot of sugar in it.

You:  What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: A lot of junk food.Mikey D's chinese food and lots more.

Alien:  It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well.  I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity.  Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: They have organizations to save trees and not litter.

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